...Not a lot going on around here, it being summer'n'all . I have more training this week, and then I'm done for a while. Friday marks my departure for the beach. There are no words to describe how ready I am to get away from it all and enjoy my CRAZY family for a week. Here is a little iPhone photo recap from the past week or so...
Is it normal to drive 5 mph over the speed limit? 10 mph?
It is NOT normal to not drive at least 5 mph over. I usually go about 9 over. 10 feels like speeding.
2.
Is it normal to pick a wedgie in public?
No. This is not normal, or okay. Unless you preface the wedgie picking by telling anyone within eyeshot/earshot that you are going to pick your wedgie. Then it's slightly acceptable.
3.
Is it normal to put makeup on even if you aren't planning on leaving the house?
No, not normal. I relish the days I can give my skin a breather.
4.
Is it normal to go skinny dipping?
Yes. But only in your teens, when "things" are perky and cellulite is not an issue. And even then, only in the dark. This isn't Europe after all.
5.
Is it normal to use the restroom while on the phone?
Only normal if it's with your closest of friends or family.
6.
Is it normal to check yourself out when passing by a window/mirror?
Yes, normal. Maybe a little vain, but it's good to make sure everything is in it's place. You're lying if you say you don't at least glance.
7.
Is it normal to keep folded laundry in the basket instead of putting it away?
No, not normal. If you're going to fold it, put it away. Go hard or go home.
8.
Is it normal to turn & walk the opposite direction when seeing someone you know in a store?
Is it normal to drink coffee/soda from a straw?
Hmmm. Coffee- not normal, unless it's iced. Soda- not normal from a can, normal from a fountain.
10.
Is it normal to hover the toilet in a public restroom?





